Facial Fanatic's Rating:

Starring: Angel Kelly, Stephanie Stone, Rebecca Rage, Sue Nero. The male cast featured No-Names like David Morris,Michael Like,and Dymond Catter. None of the performances stood out, and the use of No-Name talent hurt the overall film.

It was kind of mixed. The stars used actual police uniforms, and there were different settings, but some of the props were obvious fakes, like the Captain's Desk was just a folding table, and the Plaques on the wall were obvious fakes. The locker room looked asthetically correct, but how easy was that to fake. The lighting was particularly bad, the women were pale, but you should be able to see their skin. Too much looping too. I had time to notice all of this beacuse, the movie was so bad!

As bad as it gets. Not hot @ all. The guys looked like they had wood problems. None of the C*mshots was anything to brag about. They got off decent loads,but they couldn't shoot their way out of a wet paper bag. The women didnt' have to worry about getting hit the eyes either because, no one attempted to go anywhere near the face!

I have always been a fan of Angel Kelly so I was happy to see her work. Sue Nero, and Stephanie Stone, I was not familiar with, but they looked like troopers, so I will try and view more of their films. Stephanie Stone in particular was very attractive for an 80's star. There was also some decent attempts @ humor, but I didn't get this movie to laugh.

Dymon Catter had a chance to set up a good DP, but wasted the opportunity by blowing his load in seconds, then to make matters worse he, sat around feeling Stephanie up while the other guys gets his rocks off. Also the lack of facials. I know for a fact that these women are not afraid of them, especially Angel Kelly who is a certified C*m eater.

I would rate this movie a Angel Kelly and her female counterparts could have done better, but the No-name guys were just horrible. Where are guys like F. M. , Billy Dee, and Tom Byron when you need them?

Posted By Facial Fanatic, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM