Roger's Rating:

I'm not quite sure what to think about this movie. Unless Briana has left Vivid, this must be a compilation of older scenes. Given the list of male talent I think it is safe to assume that it's either a comp or at least an older title. The scenes seem to have been pulled from another movie that Bobby Vitale directed. (He is credited as director in the end credits.) I am sure that there are plenty of people who want to see pretty Briana get her tight little shitter double-stuffed. That isn't my favorite sexual activity, but she is super pretty and it will nice to check her out.

Bobby Vitale is supposed to be editing his new movie so that takes us from one scene to the next. Briana strolls up the beach in her tiny little bikini showing off her beautiful face and super-skinny bod. It's good tease, but the picture quality is not so great and it's all done with that pretty, slo-mo style. For the scene Briana shows up at the hotel room, tells Bobby that she is horny and starts working on his cock while Erik Everhard checks out her sexy booty. Briana is super pretty on her knees and those eyes are enough to burn right through the screen. The low angle camera work really sucks and Bobby is doing his best to fuck things up with his tough-guy talk. Not even he can ruin things though. Briana takes dick in her pussy and does a great job of taking both of them at once. (Judging from the shape of her body I would say that this is more meat than she has had in years.) Erik takes her ass and we get to watch the Vivid Girl stretch to take both of them in that little hole. Since they mention this particular act in the title I think it's safe to say that a number of you want to see Briana get double fucked in her bung. It isn't a perfectly shot scene, but Briana does get the necessary two-into-one before the facials. Whoever had the camera really messed up the pops. Bobby jerks off like a teenager with his first Playboy while calling Briana a “bitch” and a “pig.” Erik drops his load but the camera is everywhere but her face for this big event. This is an interesting scene because it is so rare to see her get nasty. It just could have been hotter with better camerawork and with Bobby muzzled.

Trinity is a little Hungarian blonde who is about to come face to face with everything Lexington Steele has to offer. He helps her out of her clothes and sucks on her perky little nipples a bit. If she is intimidated by that huge cock she doesn't show it. In fact she looks almost dis-interested as she sucks on it. The camerawork is really horrible as they start fucking. If the lighting and energy weren't equally bad then I would have a lot more complaints about the way this thing is shot. Lex lays some wood to this girl and near the end she perks up a bit. I know that the last scene was important because of the double-A, but this one feels like something that should have been left on the cutting room floor. Lex shoots on her face to temporarily put us out of our misery.

Everhard is back to take on the team of Obsession and Nikki Fairchild. The girls are hot, but this scene looks like it was pulled from the same original movie that gave us the first two. Though the camerawork isn't quite as bad, it still moves around a bit too much. Obsession gives her usual blowjob, working him hard between her lips. Erik takes turns fucking the girls in standing doggy. Nikki has a great looking body, but it's Obsessions wild fucking style that makes this scene worth watching. The girls share a nice facial at the end of the scene. This isn't bad, but in any other movie it would be kind of a mess.

The next scene is even more raw than the others. Vince Vouyer has blonde chick Delpheney in a room that looks like an abandoned warehouse. She does a decent job of sucking his dick and then gives a very vocal fuck. I'm starting to think that anyone who grabbed the movie for Briana's double-A might want to skip the rest of the disc because it's really bad porn. It's the lighting that really makes this so forgettable. Delph looks pretty good in piledriver and Vince eventually feeds her a load, but it looks like it belongs in a mid-90's amateur movie.

I spoke too soon about the Briana stuff because she comes back for one more scene with Bobby. She looks great as always and is happy to work his meat over with her mouth. Like the other scenes, this one is horribly shot, but Briana is hard to pass up. We get to see her lick his ass and get fucked, but this really looks like a drunken spring break video with a super hot chick being fucked and the camera guy shooting like he's drunk off his ass.

This movie just isn't very good. Other than seeing Briana take double-A, what is there? The camerawork is horrible, the picture quality is amateurish and half of the girls seem bored. It looks to me like they took this old Bobby Vitale pro-am movie the he shot when he was banging Briana (right before she went to Vivid) and threw it together with a new title. Basically you should pick it up only if you really want to see Bobby and Erik rubbing their cocks together inside of Briana's colon. The only other reason to watch this DVD is to see how porn shouldn't be made.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM