Roger's Rating:

By now we're all used to what Chico Wang does with his movies. People either love them, hate them or are too busy jerking off to have an opinion one way or the other. For this line he's got plenty of the usual in store for his lovely and talented young cast. It's the cast that usually drives these movies and with a couple of newish babes to enjoy we can hang around for a few hours waiting to see how they handle the Diabolic fun. Paige Turner was one of my favorite new girls at the AEE show this year and I've been waiting to see just what she can do. There are other cuties of course, including Asia and Lisa Marie. Chico also has tried and true prick cushions like Rosana and Gia to make sure the new girls know how to give up the A. From the opening credits we get a pretty idea of what we're in for. In addition to the usual “lewd” acts of sodomy it appears that there will be some interesting trash talk to help pass the time.

Chico hands the camera to Gia Paloma for the pre-scene interview with Lisa Marie. The questions are every bit as rude as anyone could want and they seem to throw Lisa off balance a bit. There is a serious Paris Hilton thing going on with Gia as she does the interview. I kept expecting her to say “loves it.” When the interview is over, everyone has a good laugh and the sexy brunette gets down on her knees to suck off three guys at once. Lisa handles the action like she's done this a million times before. She sucks, slobbers and gets lightly choked while keeping all of the guys hard with her mouth and hands. While Lisa keeps two of them busy with a bit of fuck and suck action, Gia gets face fucked on the couch next to them. Like all good sluts should, Lisa keeps her clit happy as the guys begin to wedge their cocks between her tight cheeks. Since anal is so easy for her, she happily takes them in both lower orifices. She holds her mouth wide open for two big loads of cum that spill out around her lips even before the third blast finishes her off. Lisa is a hot slut and even Gia seems impressed.

My girl Paige is next and this nineteen year old Utah girl is just too fucking cute for words. Because we always need something more than just a cute girl fucking, she stands in a bikini and lets Brian Surewood throw lunchmeat at her. When the silly stuff ends we get to watch this super fine young thing do her stuff on Brian Surewood's dick. Paige has that serious co-ed thing going on with her pigtails and she seems to know what to do with her mouth. After a good blowjob, she happily shows off her body in reverse cowgirl. During the fine looking doggy, Paige starts calling Brian “papa” and telling him to fuck her “like an escort.” It's a different twist I guess, but she looks like she is about to crack up. The best looking footage comes with Paige on her back, her legs high in the air and that juicy pussy getting pounded hard. Her pretty face it a perfect sperm target and Brian delivers a good load. More Paige please, and sands bologna would be nice.

For a good laugh, Chico has Asia and Tony T read from “Romeo and Juliet.” Dude, that is just painful and it seems to go on forever. It's like watching one of those early American Idol episodes, but we don't have anyone to lighten the moment. After that slow start, Asia gets slammed in both holes at once. So much for subtlety. Since we have heard her read lines, it's a damn good thing this little chick can fuck. She easily handles both cocks and lets them stretch her out. The scene feels a little short, but the action is very good and her pretty mouth gets filled with cream.

Tina Fine has an interesting story to tell. She says she won't do interracial because she was kidnapped and traumatized by black men as a teenager. I don't know if she is being serious or if this is a put-on, but either way it is bound to piss off a lot of people. (If it's a true story then perhaps it should have been handled differently and if it's a joke, I just hope that it doesn't fuck with Tina's career.) For her scene she bends over and gets some straight to the A action. The scene is OK I guess, but there isn't nothing really special here. Tina is decent looking, but a little bottom-heavy without a great ass. Somehow this scene just never really gets off the ground. It isn't bad, but isn't as good as the rest of the movie.

We get to visit Brian Surewood's house and take a look at his interesting collection of weapons hanging on the walls. (I've been in that place and the whole house is done that way.) He tells Chico that he has a hot whore in the bathroom. His real-life girlfriend Rosana De La Vega is on her knees and showing off her ass when we arrive. Brian spanks it, puts her in the shower and runs milk over her cheeks and then takes her to the couch for some hard-core fucking. As always, they hook up for a high that includes a quick creampie in her pussy. Not finished yet, they find a bed and he buries his prick between her cheeks. Rosana has a fantastic ass and apparently she really loves having a cock shoved up there. After a semi-internal load for her ass, they bitch at each other for a while. This seems odd at first, but it leads to a final bit of oral action as Brian busts a nut into her mouth.

Gia Paloma is an established slut who just seems to get hotter every time I See her. She gets wet in a poll full of milky water and then gets three dicks shoves into her mouth. I know that the clucking thing she does has become a bit of a trademark, but she can retire that any time. (Along with Ashley Blue's fist gagging thing.) Once that stuff stops and the fucking begins, we get a chance to really enjoy her body and the way she is ready to fuck every cock she sees totally raw. The guys pound away and that is hot, but she just keeps clucking and gagging herself. (Serious question, does anyone thing that is sexy? I want everyone who does to write in.) The anal sex in this scene is intense and for anyone looking for something a bit rougher, this is the scene you will want to stroke to. No matter how hard they fuck her holes or smack her around, she just keeps clowning and taking every hard inch. All of the guys shoot into her and Gia squeeze them out so she can lick her fingers.

There is a long behind the scenes reel that is pretty interesting. The whole thing with Tina is addressed in depth and I don't know if it does anything to help her cause. The rest of the reel is fairly interesting if you like long interviews and the occasionally wacky look into the making of a porn flick.

With some really hot scenes and a slit twist, this Lewd Conduct flick is an interesting stroke movie. I'm still not convinced that we have seen Paige Turner's best work, but she is super cute in this one. Once we get past the Howard Stern antics at the start, her sex scene is really good. Lisa Marie has a decent scene that is helped along by Gia Paloma. Her own scene isn't her best, but is still worth a look. Asia's scene isn't as good as it should have been, but she is still pretty cute and knows how to fuck. There are some great sex scenes here, some quirky stuff for Chico's fans, cute girls and enough strokeable moments to make it another quality smut-flick from Diabolic.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM