Roger's Rating:

Before he left us to lecture on college campuses, Dave Pounder had a number of different assignments. He popped up in all the right places in a number of different gonzo flicks. In this one, he's the bikini banger. What exactly that entails isn't exactly rocket science. He and his friend pose as bikini modeling agents and use that nail hot girls. Yes, it's cheesy, but it works. It leads to some cute set ups and best of all, gives us girls in bikinis. Yeah I know, it's a bit of an obsession with me. Growing up in SoCal, summers were filled with long days on the beach watching hot girls strut around in bikinis. That has carried over into adulthood and I love watching porn chicks show off their great bods in tiny little bikinis. Dave is more concerned with how the girls look out of their bikinis, but the thrill of the outfit is not lost on me. Hopefully it won't be lost on you either.

Dave hits the first pool and runs into a sexy blonde named Lauren Kain. She is on vacation from Michigan on vacation and is, surprisingly enough, interested in some bikini modeling. They take her inside where she sheds her clothes quickly and doesn't mind Dave diving in for a bit of clam dip on the couch. Dave mentions that two of the other potential models sucked his dick and Lauren can't seem to get her lips around his meat fast enough. (You have to love a motivated woman.) Her mouth does the trick, getting him hard and making us think that she has done this a few times before. The blowjob could be a bit longer, but that tight body looks so good in cowgirl that it is very difficult to fault the pace. She works hard on top and rubs her clit like she's trying to start a fire. Dave gets her from behind for a few strokes before leaving his load on her face. Lauren looks like she would make a good bikini model and certainly knows how to play the casting couch games.

Annie Cruz shows up for an audition and isn't bothered by the bed in the audition room. In fact Annie seems to be wise from the start, but she just doesn't care. She is a great looking girl who happily shows off a sexy little body. Annie is just fun and by the time Dave makes his move, she is more than ready to do whatever it takes. Annie's T shirt read “I love pussy” but she also loves having her own pussy eaten. Dave spins her around into a 69 so he can keep tasting her box while she makes short work of his rising rod. Annie doesn't gag on cock, but moans instead. It's much hotter and makes me wish they weren't in such a hurry to fuck. Dave slides between her legs and starts pumping as hard as he can into Annie's hot slit. She has the kind of body that looks good from any angle, so the doggy, reverse cowgirl and mish are fantastic. Things are bit too quick overall, but it's all good footage. Dave pulls out just in time to shoot on her face, but for some reason they cut away immediately. It's still very sexy stuff.

Alicia Alighatti is a great looking chick with a girl next door quality that makes her even more fun to watch fuck. She goes through the audition and happily offers a blowjob if she gets a spot in their magazine. In the middle of the blowjob, Dave and Tyler start talking about the centerfold and Alicia immediately takes the bait. (They actually run this footage twice. Someone fucked up in the editing bay.) With all that time spent on set up and blowjob footage, we end up speeding through the positions a little. Don't miss Alicia's body though. She's a very cute girl. She keeps her bikini top on while taking him from behind and spins around just in time to get a big nut in her eager young mouth.

Dave is bored and wants to play tennis, but they spot a hot chick coming out of the tanning salon. They chase Hillary Scott down the street. She seems a little shy and folds her arms over her chest, covering the Rog Rules T Shirt she's filling out nicely. Dave gets her back to his place and though she is shy, Hillary knows how to get what she wants. True to form she gives him a very sloppy blowjob that does feature some gagging, though not the super loud quag noises that we are now beginning to hear coming from guys as the coach the girls. Hillary gets tears in her eyes and she pushes Dave's dick towards the back of her throat. He is very hot to fuck her and that means some shots of her fine body. (Still all natural at this time.) She gets on top of him and fucks him hard, shoving that ass towards the camera invitingly. Her energy is great and I honestly think that this is one of the sexiest scenes Hillary has ever done. She is so pretty that she doesn't need all the stuff that C girls have to do to get attention. The only thing wrong with this scene is that Dave cuts away without popping. Dude, how can you NOT want to pop with Hillary? I sat on a couch with her for twenty minutes and I was ready to bust a nut all over her.

Ava Ramon is the last girl in the movie. She gets picked up at the pool and talks to Dave about how she has always been hesitant to model because of the sleazy guys. The sound is poorly synced in this scene, so the interview stuff is distracting. (Does that drive everyone insane or is it just me?) Having already played the bikini model game before Ava gets right to business. She sucks his cock for a bit and takes it from any angle he wants. Though not as fresh and cute as some of the other girls, Ava is an energetic fuck with a nice body, great skin and a very enthusiastic way of fucking in doggy. He caps this one off with a good load right on her chin. Yet another girl has a job for a magazine that doesn't exist.

The reality-porn web site set ups are pretty cute. We've seen them a million times, but the bikini model agent angle is entertaining. Dave Pounder keeps things casual and comes across as a guy who actually likes women. That keeps me interested from start to finish. The female cast members are pretty damn hot. Annie Cruz, Hillary Scott and Alicia Alighatti really stand out. They fill bikinis perfectly and are more than ready to fuck for a shot at the bikini magazine. Sexually, the movie is pretty good. Some of the editing is a bit choppy and one scene has no pop. It seems like these scenes were shot for the net, so they have that feel. If you like light, fun sex scenes with cute set ups, hot girls and pretty good sex, then this is for you. If you're looking for severe anal sex, side show acts and other anti-sex elements then find another spot on the beach to worship bikini clad babes.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM