Roger's Rating:

Every once in a while, a porn star comes along who catapults to the top of the heap literally overnight. Tera Patrick is certainly the best recent example of this phenomena. Easily the most beautiful woman to hit porn in the last decade or so, all Tera had to do was prove she could fuck then get herself a little publicity to cement herself at the top of the porn mountain. Mixed in with her big budget couples flicks, the gorgeous brunette did some walk in scenes for Jerome Tanner, often getting choked and slam fucked. With the looks and energy taken care of, all Tera needed was some publicity. Did she get it? Has anyone reading this not heard of Tera Patrick? I think that answers that question.

Keisha runs an interesting dating service. They cater to people who don't often date because of their shitty dispositions. Hey, bitches need love too. Chandler plays a journalist who comes by to do a story on the agency. We start out with the first couple brought together by 'Scream Dates.' A prissy model, Mariah, is set up on date with a self absorbed prick, Evan Stone. They manage to ramble on about themselves until the only thing left to do is fuck. Mariah shoves Evan's face between her legs until she's good and ready to suck some cock. For a self absorbed model, this girl sure knows how to work a cock in her pretty mouth. (Maybe Cindy got jobs this way.) When they start fucking, Mariah actually gives the sort of lackluster performance you would expect from her character. Maybe Evan and Mariah aren't giving a dull sex scene, but rather showing their great acting skills by fucking like their self absorbed characters. He ends up pulling out, shooting cum all over her butt.

The next success story pairs ultra-wimpy pussy boy Michael J Cox and tough as nails ultra bitch Lola. His pathetic behavior should get his kicked out the fucking door, but Lola can't help herself and starts sucking his cock. At least when he's licking her pussy, we don't have to listen to him whine. Even though Lola is a little thin for my taste, she's a high energy performer who goes nuts when she's on top of a hard cock. In the end, Mike also dribbles a load all over her little butt.

Tera plays a princess girl who needs a man to match her. She and Randy Spears exchange a little witty banter then he dives in to lick her precious pussy. Tera's got a great combination of cover model looks, an incredible real rack, long legs and a pussy that is just begging to be plugged. She's head to toe gorgeous and other than the predictable backlash, no sane man would see any reason not to dive right in. After Randy gets a good taste of Tera, he puts her on her knees for a little blowjob action. Oral sex from Tera always looks great, but she also knows how to give great on screen head. Her high energy cock ride shows off those perfect tits, but on her back she shows why she's a lot better than the average contract fuck. Tera's legs are up over Randy's shoulders and she's begging him to fuck her “like a whore.” Not only does he fuck like one, Randy covers her face with a big load and hits the road.

All of the hot stories have the horny reporter looking for a little piece of Keisha. They slip out of their clothes and lock up in a pussy slurping 69. Keisha certainly loves the taste of other women, doesn't she? Chandler uses eight fingers on her brand new friend's pussy, shoving both hands up in there until Keisha creams all over them. In turn, the busty brunette wrecks Chandler's lower orifices.

The final date pairs whining wimp Joel Lawrence and dominatrix Chloe. Oh this scene is going to scare a lot of guys. After all, Chloe is in charge and what could be worse than not expressing male dominance over women. After having to lick her pussy, Joel is punished mercilessly by having his cock sucked by Chloe. I think they're both digging the action here. Chloe loves big cocks in her mouth and delivers a very enthusiastic blowjob. The harder he fucks, the more Chloe likes and the more she likes it the louder she gets. Nice high energy that loses the dom/sub thing. Hard for a woman to be all dominant when she's fucked into a quivering puddle and wearing a semen facemask.

Don't go looking for a deep story in this movie because there isn't one. Instead we get a collection of scenes loosely joined by a central theme. Obviously, a lot of you are going to get this to watch Tera. She's only in one scene, but it's the best of the movie by far. Her beauty is unquestionable and in this scene, her energy is every bit as impressive. Chloe and Keisha show that they still know how to make a scene work. Mariah is nice to look at, but way flat in this scene. This is a solid effort, bolstered by Tera's presence.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM