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Big Black Dicks Movie
Big Black Dicks Description:
TRADE-IN
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| J-Bird's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: *on the box(what you see on the box is what you get! Gauranteed!*
Kim Eternity, Kira, Mary Jane, Porsha, Obsession and a few others.
*what I got*
No Kim, no Kira. . . I also didn't see Mary Jane or Obsession (I don't believe any ways) I'm tempted to write the company that put this out. Shamefully this is one of the only dvd's I didn't buy from Excalibur, with the excellent return policy :)
I did see Ms. Jello in the movie, and Porsha had 2 scenes. aside from them I had no clue who was who, and I hardly knew who they were :) It's a poorly thrown together compilation tape. Next to NOTHING that was on the box was actually in the movie, something I've come to pretty much expect for comp's. Also the "jump to scene" is screwy. A few of the jumps take you middle parts of the scene, and a few aren't even on the list. The sound and editing seem fine, or at least good enough. They could have put more work into the scene selector and possibly added some bios and into on who is who. Nothing has names or info, it was all a mystery to me. I like Porsha's scenes, she has a different look to her. Ms Jello is okay, she is like a less attractive Kim Eternity, she seems to be into her scene with Delvin Weed. The rest of the girls (who I couldn't name) didn't do much for me, either their looks weren't working or the scene was drab. It is a DVD and I can zap past the garbage, which was most of it :) And Porsha's scenes had a few moments of dialogue where she was upset at what the dude was doing to her, amusing in a way. My sole reason for buying this was I saw Kim Eternity on the box. She's not a huge star who sells movies, so I thought she had to be in it. I was wrong. I even watched it 3 times to make sure it wasn't just a hidden scene. Also no Kira, she isn't my favorite but it would have been nice to see. And why does Porsha have 2 scenes, ok she is kind of cool. But WHERE IS KIM!!?! 5, the title is misleading (not that I care) the box is misleading (I do care) and it's half assed attempt at making a comp, if you can even give them credit for the half ass part.
Posted By J-Bird, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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