K's Rating:

Starring:
Queen B - boring
Janus Jones - apathetic
Vanity - weak
They all appear to be novices, though possibly not amateurs. They all have natural tits, and are sporting a few extra pounds. Queen B is packing more than a few! None of them were inspired, and probably should look for a different career choice.

Given the production includes more than just the set, it was pretty damn poor. The direction and the action was just pathetic. Incidentals like music and lighting were fine, but they never gave you any good visual stimulation to work with. Hire a new director and then get some better camera work.

This movie was almost a turn off. The FF was used frequently. Janus Jones offered the only potential hard-on. She appeared in two scenes: one with a strap-on wear she does an adequate job and the other has her being more "romantic. " Those were the best of this movie, and that speaks to how bad the movie was.

Janus Jones was the best thing in this movie, although the actors get poked seemed more into than she was.

The guys were all limp D**ks, literally. Get rid of the hooded guy. If some dude wants a chic sticking a dildo in his ass, it is no big deal to take off the mask. Also, if you are looking for "fresh faces" try for some that are at least a little bit attractive. Use less hand held dildos and more strap-ons. Find some actors and actresses with some energy. Also, just because the theme is chics doing guys in the butt it doesn't mean the girls can't give some head and get poked too.

This movie sucks. It is worse than BBB # Not one of the scenes would make a "Best of. " Avoid it, it isn't even worth the price of a rental! It is a 2.

Posted By K, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM