Bang Van 10 Description: "A no-holes-barred raunchy roadtrip! The highway whores are back! It's been a long time since we hung out with Capt'n Bob, I think the last time we were with a midget off the Marina del Ray coast screwing Asian whores. It's good to have him back. Now he's captaining an RV. Ahoy scurvies...lets go waylay some wenches.
"Crystal – We found this little runaway right when we were leaving town over at the metro station. Always a good place to find hungry desperate girls. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. You can't help but screw with broke and depressed women. Would you look at her cheer up gagging on that cock! She's not so hungry anymore!
"Jordan – A drunk we found at a trailer park somewhere in the grapevine. This girl is straight out of a Jerry Springer episode. This is the kind you screw fast and toss out on the road before she moves in with you and drinks all your vodka.
"Tawni – A stripper skank that chased us out of the trailer park when we picked up Jordan. A party pig to the extreme. Tawni was raring to go from the moment we poured a drink down her throat. Wow what a whore! And I mean that in the most respectful way.
"Victoria – This Mexican migrant worker we found somewhere outside of Bakersfield taking a bathroom break in the fields. We needed to get her in from the hot sun and bang her hot tamale. This chiquita was Aye Caramba hot. Caliente."
