SaintMagk's Rating:

Starring: Starting with the star?, Nicole Sheridan, is not the best place to start. But what must be done, must start with the star. With her obviously platisized figure, which looks so fine in the air brushed cover photos, one would think that she or her agent or the studio should have done something about the crap (acne?) on her face. Although, she has a sultry voice she sounded like a hich pretending to be a sophisticat. The line about not being able to act is a fact. The real disappointment here is her inability to raise a high hard one from a guy who's dick trembles when a sheep walks by. Not only did she leave me with a limp bisquit, but she forgot the golden rule of porn, "Have fun, having sex!!!" I could go into detail about the rest of the cast, which includes some fine actors, but suffice it to say, I never did achieve an erectile high during the course of the production.

Of course the lack of erectile function is probably due to the boring production. It lacked any sense of purpose other than to show a group of people bucking for bucks. Are the producers so jaded from making so many movies that they forgot the purpose of these movies, entertainment for lonely people. The erotic high never came, and neither did I. On a scale of 1-10, I would have to rate this movie a minus two.

Which brings me to ertocism. All of the actors left it at home with their boy and girfriends. I bet they all had their hands out for the free food and paychecks they did not earn.

The closing credits, which I did not watch.

Having it in my house. This is the first time I have returned a movie because there was nothing right with it.

-2

Posted By SaintMagk, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM