Roger's Rating:

This was not the first all oral series, it may not even be the best blowjob line on the market, but I'll tell you one thing. There is not a more aptly named line in the world of porn than the ever charming, “Shut up and Blow Me” movies. Nothing special to talk about here, just a whole bunch of girls on their knees, showing us how they suck dick. These are basic movies and when shot correctly, they are great smut. On the other hand, some porn directors can even manage to fuck up something this simple.

Alana is the second scene in the movie, but the first girl worth watching. She lies down next to the pool to get a message and the guy rubbing her down spends a lot of time working her pretty titties. I guess she likes the way he works, because the sexy blonde rolls over and starts sucking his cock until it grows to full length. Great outdoor footage for this very enthusiastic knob job. She strokes a big load all over her face and plays with him until he's dry.

Alyssa Allure became a super foul talking tramp near the end of her porn career. She hung out with her friend Mila a lot and learned a few tricks. Sadly, she's a bit of a drooler here, but the eye contact and deep strokes are hard to beat. Her efforts are rewarded by a big protein shake right into her mouth.

Elizabeth Star is a blonde with tits so big I actually laughed as she walked up the stairs in her bra and panty set. I would imagine that a girl like this probably gets asked for tit fucks more often than blowjobs. After all, what else would you do with a pair of bowling balls attached to a female chest? In all seriousness, this girl gives a pretty fucking good blowjob. You just have to get past the tits, the talons and the stupid noises she makes while sucking. He ends up shooting all over her tits. We can only hope that semen doesn't make them grow.

Gina Ryder is a step up on the cute scale, though she also needs to clip those nails. After giving is a really strange little rhyme, Gina shuts up and starts blowing. Nice eye contact from this cute brunette as she talks about how much she loves to suck cock. In fact, she loves it so much that they give her a second dick just to keep her mouth occupied. Both of them explode all over her face.

Continuing the trend towards more appealing cock suckers, Gwen Summers lights up the screen. She's begging her boyfriend to take her all the way to San Diego. Right there in the car, she drops her head under the steering wheel and doesn't stop until he's blasting off her in her skilled little mouth. Even if the surroundings make it tough to get a great angle, this one is a hot blowjob.

Lensi Rae is another chick who likes to suck cock in cars. She bounces up to the back door, slips into the car and slips a cock right between her pretty lips. Once the truck starts running, Lensi gets her mouth busy. This girl has that trashy-sexy look that is so appealing in porn or at a kegger. Using her fist, she jerks the guy off onto his belly, making sure to get every last drop.

Shay Sweet really has the perfect name because she's perfectly sweet looking as she curls up on the bed looking for a dick to suck. In a cute little bra and G string, she looks like perfection at the end of a dick. Add to that a pretty enthusiastic job swallowing sausage and you have one of the better clips of the movie. A little more eye contact would have been nice, but she uses a nice combination of mouth and hand, finally taking a load on her pretty lips.

Obsession adds a little color to the mix, bringing a bit of attitude as well. Dropping to her knees, Obsession uses her studded tongue to first work the cock up, then to make it throb uncontrollably. Obsession gives a fantastic no hands blowjob, using her lips for a long while before ever gripping the shaft. Great tongue work as she makes him explode.

Chloe is next, though she isn't billed. She takes a shot at the pool table. If she makes it, the guy has to lick her pussy, but if she misses then she promises a blowjob. When she misses, we are the real winners because Chloe always gives great on screen head. As she licks the long shaft, staring into the camera, the head actually rises in the room.

Mila starts out by pumping a big plastic cock, squirting all over it. When she's done with that, the dirty blonde gets right on her knees to do what she loves best, suck cock. She's always been a good talker and there is something sexy about the way she begs for dick. They give her a big one to suck and she does a great job. With one hand still pumping the plastic into her pussy, Mila works a big sticky load onto her face. Another great blowjob for a woman born to suck cock.

Dakota, Angela Faith, CJ Bennett, Chaz Vincent, Mandi Frost, Meridian, Sheli Sinz, Champagne, Lydia and Trixxy all shut up and blow someone. Simple, well shot and filled with just enough hot cocksuckers to keep fingers off the fast forward button, this SU&BM DVD is good oral loving stroker stuff.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM