Roger's Rating:

It amazes me how many times companies can comp out the same scenes. How long has it been since Tera Patrick made a movie for anyone other than Vivid or Digital Playground? She did a few scenes with Randy West, just like Jenna, and they will replay those scenes over and over. There really isn't anything wrong with that of course. The Stones still play “Satisfaction” don't they? This collection comes from a number of different sources so the picture quality is going to be inconsistent at best. Don't expect anything perfect. Some of these scenes are pretty old and are pro-am to begin with.

Zana shows up from one of the Babes in Pornland movies. She shows off her big ass more than her big tits, but eventually sits down on the stairs and starts working her pussy with a dildo. As she works her way though the whole Jewel De'Nyle collection, Jewel shows up with a strap on that fits nicely into Zana's mouth. They hook up for some hot girl on girl sex, but did Jewel actually just say “it's a love story.” Holy shit, will it never end? Zana bends over and gets fucked right up the ass by Jewel's fake cock. If you love toy play, then this scene is hot from start to finish. Jewel loves it rough and dishes out the rubber dick with a vengeance. Zana returns the favor with two dildos that keep both of Jewel's holes totally filled.

Belladonna starts her Up & Cummers scene in the shower, washing off that tight body and getting everything nice and clean. For those of you into feet, Bella licks her own toes for quite a while. There really isn't much to this other than the toe sucking because Bella gets out, dries off and the segment ends.

Chrissy Moran is a very pretty girl who got busy in front of Randy's camera. He has her stand there for an interview for a very long time. Though she is very easy on the eyes, this just drags on and I'm almost ready to nod off by the time she gets naked. Unless you're into prolonged close up shots of spread pussies or girls licking their own toes then you might just fall fast asleep during this scene. Eventually the guy shows up, continues the foot sucking and then moves up between her thighs. They get into 69 and she licks the head of his dick like a candy stick. It is an unremarkable blowjob that leads to cowgirl fucking. This portion of the scene looks good because Chrissy is just smoking hot. Her fucking is very low key though and it's lukewarm at best. Eventually they pick things up a little bit and seem to be having a good time together. There is something hot about genuine good sex, but they just don't put on a very good scene. Cream pie fans get an internal finish, but this is just a horrible waste of a pretty girl.

Sindee Coxx and her partner go for a little scuba sex. This is at least interesting. They have the full gear on and the camera captures the action from underwater. I love originality and sex underwater is certainly something we don't see every day. On the other hand, it's sex between two faceless bodies that lasts a whole lot longer than it is interesting. I can't call this one boring, but it just isn't all that hot because it goes on way too long.

Julie Robbins starts with a very short tease sequence and then has a Readi-Wood staff shoved into her mouth. It's a very big cock, but she doesn't seem to mind. The video quality here is a bit off and everything looks washed out. It's not bad sexually though with Julie working hard to keep that big dick throbbing between her lips. He shoves his cock deep into her body and she takes every inch. Even with the washed out picture there is some great anal action. Julie mounts him in RCA and does an impressive job finishing off that long pole. She takes a shot on the face, closing out the best action of the collection so far.

They save Tera for the finale. Randy keeps her for himself and does his best to charm her on the couch. After an uneventful interview, he teases her asshole a little. Tera keeps playing with herself as she works that beautiful mouth over his cock. No one has ever confused Tera with Jeanna Fine in the oral sex department, but he has no trouble finishing Randy off. She provides us with great eye candy as she works his cock, balls and even licks his ass a little. We have seen Tera mail it in at times, but she does a pretty damn good job this time. From the first strokes in her pussy, Randy seems obsessed with her ass. He keeps playing with it as he tries some standing action with the tall beauty. There is an internal pop after a hard doggy, but it almost looks like they just faked it. She rolls over for some great looking mish that includes awesome bouncing tit action. Tera finishes strong, sucking his cock in between positions, holding her ass high in the and finally taking a shot on her face. She sucks him to the root and flashes those pretty eyes to the camera. As an added bonus, Randy nuts again, this time on her feet. Hey, if you're going to keep running the same scene over and over, this one isn't a bad one to plug in.

New Machine has picked up the Puritan library apparently. Half of the scenes in this collection are from their flicks. Theses are mixed in with the usual Randy West stuff. Obviously Tera's scene is the one to watch. She is so fucking gorgeous that even a slightly low key scene can be great. Julie Robbins gives a very solid fuck here as well. Zana and Jewel do a great job with the toys and we do get Sindee Coxx in a unique underwater fuck scene. The picture quality is iffy at best, but there are some decent moments to get you though. Mostly you should want to stick around to watch Tera fuck with her natural tits. That alone makes it worth a rent.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM