Roger's Rating:

I'm probably not alone in having a certain picture in my head when I think about a sex genie. Perhaps it was shaped by Barbara Eden on my TV screen as a child or perhaps it was Christina Aguilera shaking her hips on MTV a few years ago. Most likely is a combination of the two, but no matter where my idea of a genie came from I can assure you that they looked nothing like Ron Jeremy. On the other hand if I had a genie I might wish for girls like Taylor, Alexis or Angel. All kidding aside, Ron is actually perfect for this movie because he's got a great sense of humor and flawless timing. He is porn's answer to Robin Williams so throwing him in the silly shoes and letting him make jokes in between the scenes is bound to be worth a look.

Ron's bottle gets picked up on the beach and passed around through a flea market until it winds up in the hands of Alexis Malone. Her fantasy is to fuck her favorite rock star. It would seem to be a simple request, but the dude has passed on to the next world. Ron can make it happen though and with a thrust of his pelvis they are off to a land of billowy clouds and dead rock stars. She is very happy to be face to face with her idol and even happier to be on her knees in front of him. I don't really like the blue-screen background with the passing clouds and all that, but I'm sure some people are going really dig it. Alexis shows some great energy as she sucks his hard cock. Her rock star fantasy includes Barrett getting to work on her pussy with a filling and talented tongue. Her little pussy is plenty tight so a few fingers really gets her in the mood. She looks really good on the couch and takes a pretty hard pounding from his probing member. The best looking footage comes with Alexis on all fours as Barrett pounds away from behind. He hits her right on the forehead with the popshot, granting the young babe her wish and giving us all something hot to jerk to.

Alexis passes the bottle on to her friend Cherry who wishes for a little girl on girl action in the woods. The lovely Justine is her redheaded fairy queen. There is a lot of pretty girl footage and body glitter as the girls roll around in fake grass and lick. I like the finger play as the girls diddle each other. It's a nicely shot scene, but doesn't really do much for me.

Rachel Rotten actually scares Ron into not coming out of his bottle (Dude that is a little mean.) but her fantasy involves another rather scary character, her real life man, Rob Rotten. He has her on a leash and orders her to start with his boots and lick her way up to his cock. Rachel has the Goth thing going without being quite as extreme looking as her man. He is totally inked up while there is very little to get in the way of her ultra-pale flesh. She is a very energetic performer as well, working her pussy up and down on his hard cock like she just can't get enough. Rob works her ass over pretty hard and drops a big load on her shaved lower lips.

When Taylor Rain gets her hands on the bottle she wishes for two guys. Tristan and Talon join her for a little Egyptian fuck-fest. She squats between their dicks and strokes one while sucking the other. This pretty babe is ready to please any cock at any time. When it is time to fuck, Taylor mounts a hard dick and bounces up and down like a champ. They double up on her, slam fucking that tight little asshole until she looks ready to explode. The guys position her on her knees to take two big loads of sticky cream on her pretty face. It is always good to see the prettiest girl in the movie turn in the best scene.

Angel Long gets the bottle and she ends up inside of Ron's bottle. Her fantasy is to fuck a real genie and Ron stumbles all over himself to get at the leggy blonde. Ron licks her clit and has Angel's juices flowing full force in moments. When her slit is properly prepared he slides his long pole into her from behind. This scene is over way too quickly, but I guess they didn't have the time to let Ron really work the blonde Brit over properly.

This is a cute little feature with Ron Jeremy anchoring the dialog just fine. I wouldn't say that the plot is all that involved, but it doesn't have to be. It just has to carry the action from scene to scene. Some of the fantasies allow for some nifty little costume changes. There are some good sex scenes mixed in here. I would have enjoyed seeing more of Angel, but I think that Taylor Rain makes up for that with one hell of a hot three-way. Alexis is cute as always and gives a good scene, but Rachel Rotten is actually the hottest fuck in the flick. She can stand toe to toe with Taylor when it comes to pure heat and energy. Overall this is a pretty easy movie to like with a few laughs, decent sexual heat and more good than bad.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM