Roger's Rating:

Does anyone really need me to explain the concept behind this movie? Please tell me that the answer is no. It's about tits drenched in cum. That's a very simple idea, but how exactly do the racks in question become cum encrusted? In this case, William H has to bring in extra help to make sure that there is enough cum to really drench the girls. He's got mini blowbangs at the end of each scene to supply the extra seed. That should give us plenty of sexual intensity and keep title integrity high. As for the tits, they seem to come in all sizes this time around. We have the massive mams of Daphne and Bailey as well as the modest milk jugs attached to Taryn and Kayla. All that really matters is that the tits, big and small, properly drenched in cum just like the title implies.

I dig Bailey and I always have. There is something about her face that I find really attractive and that rack is just about as fine as you could hope for. Her tease starts off outside and then moves to a couch where she finishes up with some pussy play that might be hot solo if not for the ultra-quick cut editing. With her hand still between her legs, she opens wide to take a cock. Since the title of the movie includes the word tits, we might expect more boob shots, but few come in the early going. After a blowjob that is rather low key and somewhat disappointing, Van does suck her nipples and then slides between those awesome fun bags for some very hot tit fucking. Sticking to mish, he works her pussy and her natural rack jiggles the way real ones do. Her energy level is much better during the fucking and they even take turns licking her nipples. The scene gets better as it builds and Bailey starts pushing her body back to meet his during doggy. Some of the shots are a little odd, but we get more good boob coverage of this position. They move to anal and she spreads her legs wide to let us see him push up into her. Bailey takes it in the ass well, but the camera work is not always the best here. I think William is searching for something, trying to give us more than the same old angles and the new ones don't always work. There is great standing doggy here and I like the hanging tit shots quite a bit. On the other hand, the rest of the low angle stuff just kind of looks off. True to the title, Van aims his cream for her big tits and Bailey lets him drain every drop before she smears the cream all over her chest. Since the tits are supposed to be drenched with cum, another three guys come in to finish the job. We get a mini-blowbang here for a few agonizing moments (No eye contact, all ball shots) before the gang makes her tits look like an unwashed peepshow window. She plays with their goo, rubbing it into the soft flesh of her luscious melons. Bailey is a very hot fuck with a great rack and an asshole that swallows dick.

Harmony is a dirty girl who just wants cock. (At least that is what she tells us.) With no set up, she opens her mouth and starts an absolutely stomach churning round of quagging. I like her deep throat skills, but those sounds kill the heat and already have me wondering how long we're going to have to put up with this. It totally ruins the blowjob and doesn't stop until she's in doggy taking that long cock into her pussy from behind. I can't tell you how much I hate this stupid bullshit. Fake crap doesn't replace real sexual heat and since Harmony can give real sexual heat, why waste time? She looks great in reverse cowgirl and we get a great mix of tit shots along with overall great fucking. Every time she stops fucking and puts her mouth on that cock, the stupid noises start again and the peter meter falls south faster than a Queen Latifa base-jump. Her dirty talk is hot though and she keeps it up after taking the first load on her tits. The blowbang stops the sweet sound of her talk though and replaces it with the anti-sex sounds of a girl retching. Though this is totally wasted footage it does lead to another group blasting of her tits and the required shots of her drenched rack.

Kayla Marie starts out with some tease footage outside by the pool. She doesn't have huge tits, but they are natural with perky nipples. Mark Ashley slides right in between her legs and starts licking. (Come on, how come nobody has dubbed this guy “Shaggy”?) The blowjob footage begins with a long chin shot that is about as sexually appealing as a four day old dishrag. There just isn't much heat in this scene. I don't know if Kayla is off her game, if Mark just isn't doing it for her or what, but it's flat from start to finish. The shadows are pretty bad as well, especially during the doggy. If we are looking for something good, it would have to be the cowgirl pumping with her ass in full view. This may be a tit movie, but her ass is the best thing about this scene. (No anal) This time the blowbang isn't quite as horrible, but it still doesn't show Kayla at her best.

Taryn Thomas struts around in a thong showing off a great ass, but also wants us to see that she's got some nice little tits. Since we had our interview a few days ago, it wouldn't have surprised me at all to see her with Tony T. It does make me glad to see that he's saved for another scene. Taryn is very loud while sucking cock, but does it mostly with dirty talk and moans instead of the stupid throat tricks. Though too much of the footage comes from the ground up, we do get some great eye shots during this solid blowjob. Her mouth never stops as Van starts fucking her. She wants it harder and just can't be satisfied unless she is getting everything he's got. This may be the best dirty talk I've heard in a scene in a very long time. They move to RCA and she talks even faster than they can fuck. Great anal heat here and even though some of the shots are questionable, the overall heat and intensity make this the best scene of the movie. Van creams her tits and then the other guys line up to fuck her mouth. She talks them through it and ends up with those natural tits all slick with DNA. (Hey Taryn, NO IMPLANTS OK?)

That leaves Daphne Rosen and her massive mams to close things out. She warms things up with her fingers before Tony T comes in to take care of business. She smothers him with her giant tits and keeps the boob fans happy. We all know what kind of scene he gives, so it is no shock when he has to grab her by the head, pump her mouth and start slapping her. Once again, face fucking and phony throat noises have taken the place of actually sexual intensity. Even during the tit fucking he has to ram fingers into her mouth and choke her. No thanks. I have to wonder, does anyone think that this scene is remotely hot? Even when they are fucking he is frantically groping at her like he needs something to smack. There is some decent anal here and a lot of tit footage, but this feels completely joyless and that should kill it for all but the most ardent tits fans. Tony creams her jugs and then steps aside to let the rest of the gang make sure she gets properly drenched. The blowbang is all right, with some serious wood issues from time to time. In the end though, those massive tits gets exactly what they need, load after load of hot creamy sperm.

There is a lot of good here, especially if you like tits. Big or small, they are mostly well displayed in this title. The blowbang footage generally isn't all that hot, but it serves its purpose. It provides enough hot sticky loads to make sure that every tit in the flick gets properly drenched. A few of the scenes left me cold, but others were very hot. As usual William H throws in some things to differentiate his work from everyone else. Sometimes that pays off and other times we are left with some camera angles that just don't make much sense. Bailey's scene is a great example. He shoots her tits really well and there is fantastic anal action. Some tighter editing might have paid off in the long run though. The same can be said for the Taryn Thomas scene. Both are examples of great tit coverage, very hot sex, women talking dirty and just about everything we want to see in hot smut. Sticking true to the title, William doesn't let any woman leave without having her tits totally covered. Along the way he gives us some pretty damn good sex. It's not his best work, but it's not bad at all.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM