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Rent Chasin' Pink DVD - Cops
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Chasey Lain, Tia Bella, Coral Sands, Asia Carrera, Meka, Shawnee, Dee, Felecia, Jill Kelly, Yvonne, Ruby, Johnni Black.
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86 min.
6/11/1998
By:
Vivid Video
Johnni Black
34041D1I1/0
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Chasin' Pink Movie
Chasin' Pink Description:
TRADE-IN
Adult Video News Rating -- AAAA
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Starring: Chasey Lain, Tia Bella, Coral Sands, Asia Carrera, Meka, Shawnee, Felecia, Jill Kelly, Yvonne, Johnni Black.
I'm afraid you're going to be dissapointed with the performances of ALL of the performers in this all-girl video. Seriously: this video has FAKE written all over.
For starters, Chaisy can't act, nor can any of the other girls in the video. Granted, as long as they can have a decent sex scene the acting is not that important, but considering how really FAKE the sex was you'll end up having a double whammy.
This is a take on those "COPS" and "Stories of the highway patrol" shows. Chaisy Lain plays a cop riding on her patrol car "investigating" emergency calls while talking to the camera about how "bad" things are and, you know, the kind of stuff they say on "cops. "
Too bad the acting and the set up of the scenes is so fake. In the very first scene Chaisy is supposed to capture 4 girls reported for vandalism.
The set up is so made up. Chaisy never even cuffs them! And then she leaves the girls alone while she looks for the rest of the girls (and they never run away!). Ridiculous!
The image is crisp and clear, of course, and the sound is as decent as Vivid can provide. But that is pretty much useless when the sex being depicted is obviously fake. Sorry; this video sucks.
Boring at best. The sex is so fake (normally vivid's lesbian tapes are boring) that you'll be glad you have a FF button on your remote. Really: There just isn't a single sincere moment.
On top of that they keep pushing the "girls in prison" theme. WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP SELLING THIS LEMON?!? IT'S BORING!! It has been done so many times it really doesn't have any kind of appeal at all!
Well, it should be noted that Asia Carrera and Chaisy Lain, both great looking, are there showing what they got. But the looks of these two girls alone is not enough.
The fake sex, the fake set ups for the scenes, the stale "girls in jail" theme, and the fact that they actually had the nerve to sell this despite of all of the flaws mentioned above.
Boring video. Being too generous I'll give it a Even hardcore of lesbian tapes will find this video unsatisfactory.
Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Chasin' Pink DVD
Custodian Of Records Chasin' Pink DVD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Chasin' Pink DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Chasin' Pink DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Chasin' Pink DVD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Chasin' Pink DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Chasin' Pink DVD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch and D. James, Custodian of Records, Vivid Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Vivid Video hereby certifies that Chasin' Pink DVD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Chasin' Pink DVD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Chasin' Pink DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Chasin' Pink DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Chasin' Pink DVD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Chasin' Pink DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Chasin' Pink DVD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Hit Movies by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch and D. James, Custodian of Records, Vivid Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Vivid Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Hit Movies that Chasin' Pink DVD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Hit Movies may here upon rely.
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