Roger's Rating:

Sometimes it amazes me when I look back on all the Seymore videos I have reviewed. I was around when we first saw Alisha Klass and couldn't believe that someone so wholesome looking could be such an explosive fuck. I was around when Taylor Hayes broke in and we couldn't believe someone that beautiful could be such an anal slut. I was around when Shane bounced onto the screen and none of us could believe that porn could be so fun and so fucking hot and that same time. Hell, I was even around when Seymore was picking up Bianca Trump on the street and filming her in his VW bus. Through it all, I have been Seymore's biggest fan, the loudest voice of approval, and at times his harshest critic. Of late, I have lamented to lack of fun that we used to get, but one thing that has not been missing, is super hot sex. Alisha Klass is a walking lap circus waiting to happen. It always seems like no hard dick is safe when she is around. (A theory I would love to test in person at an interview, hint, hint.)

We begin in Tampa, where Seymore is sleeping off another late night. Looking incredibly fresh faced and chipper, Alisha comes in and starts right in taking care of Seymore's morning wood. I love first person blowjobs, though this one is a bit awkward looking at times. It gets better when she starts riding his cock, giving us a nice view of Alisha's pussy as it slides down his shaft. With that tattoo on her butt, doggy anal scenes with Ms. Klass look like advertisements for Seymore vids. (And what better could there be than this fine looking ass getting stuffed full of meat?) The mish anal is going along pretty good until she nearly soaks the lens. A better kind of soaking comes when Seymore sprays a big load all over her pretty face. Alisha happily takes it and cleans every last drop from his shrinking cock.

In some very fun footage, we follow Seymore and Alisha to the Nightmoves awards. Alisha makes the room her personal playground, sampling luscious tits and asses at every turn. She also picks up the award for Best New Starlet. I know this isn't the stuff all of you want, but I like watching Seymore and Alisha having a good time.

Late at night, Alisha comes home with her award and Montana Gunn in tow. You know where this is leading. The dude Montana brought in is hard and ready for the two women to swallow his rather small cock. After a short blowjob, he goes right for Montana's ass. You know, I really like Alisha and I am not that wild about Montana, so this scene has me going from elated, to ticked off every time the camera focuses on Ms. Gunn. She is quite the anal slut, but Alisha has all my attention so the scene doesn't really hit full stride until she starts grinding that first class ass down on this lucky guy's stiffie. Great RCA here with a nice mixture of close ups and long shots. (See, Alisha's WHOLE body is hot, not just the two inches around her colon.) When she isn't taking cock in her own ass, Alisha is sucking the cock right from Montana's colon. It may not be hygienic, but is sure has a high smut factor. This is one time when less would have been better. Check out the shot of her ass when he goes at her from behind. What a perfect fucking ass on this incredible woman. (And is it me, or does she go fucking crazy with cock in her ass?) Great scene Seymore, but next time, let Lish do it all on her own.

Still in Tampa, Seymore and Lish enjoy their surroundings with the Hedgehog, Ron Jeremy in tow. Having fun at a local amusement park, Ron is worried that Alisha's frisky play will get them all in trouble. Of course, in the middle of the park, Alisha finds a horny young couple that wants to party. This is the kind of stuff Seymore used to do a lot of, and I have really missed it. We've seen Alisha fuck and suck, now we get to see her personality a bit as well. Porn stars and bumper cars is pretty fresh if you ask me.

The couple, Todd and Lori Rivers, end up back at the hotel room with Alisha where sex is a foregone conclusion. Lori and Alisha go through a very long mutual squirting session, that to be honest, is a bit of a disappointing pay off to a great, fun, gonzo set up. Too many long, monster close ups of finger fucking to the wet climax. If you like chick squirting, this is great. Me, I'd rather enjoy watching Alisha, than just stare at her 31 inch pussy (On my screen) waiting for it to spray.

Later that night, (After some fun in the pool) Ron comes by with a sob story. He lost his date to Paul Coxx and is a bit pissed about it. Seymore gets to the bottom of the situation the next morning when he tracks Paul down in his room. Who does he find in bed? Ron's date Heaven Leigh. After some explanations, Alisha joins Heaven for a two girl blowjob that makes Paul one of the luckiest fuckers on earth. Finally, a woman hot enough share the screen with Alisha and not be a distraction. They both give great head and Paul is lucky he doesn't fire a blast quickly under this awesome oral assault. Eventually Alisha leaves Heaven alone with the cock so she can taste the little redhead's ass. It must taste sweet because even as Heaven grinds away on Paul's cock, Alisha's tongue can be seen planted firmly between her cheeks. What is amazing is how long she lets Heaven have all the fun. Alisha stays dressed for an awfully long time. Who would have thought that anal sex would happen and Alisha's ass would stay in her pants? Instead, Heaven has her ass rammed full of cock while Alisha fingers and licks her super pretty, shaved pussy. Great anal sex here as Heaven just gets slammed before turning the tables and giving a long, hot RCA. Alisha and Heaven then share an A2M facial.

The best thing about this video is how much like the old Seymore movies it is. This is the most fun I have seen Seymore and Alisha have in a long time. (Outside the bedroom of course.) Did the sex suffer? Not really. I personally didn't get a lot out of the long g/g squirt fest, but that is personal taste. The action is well shot and both women are sexy as Hell. I liked the first person scene with just Alisha quite a bit. One of these a movie is fine, simply because she so obviously adores her work. Now, the three way with Heaven Leigh is probably my favorite scene just because it shows that this hot little redhead can hold her own with porn's most dynamic starlets. Heaven and Alisha make this video hot, Seymore and Alisha make it fun. It may not be his best, but this video is on the right track and Seymore appears back on top of his game.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM