Roger's Rating:

Everyone wants to be on the A-List. OK, usually people want to be on the A List. I guess we need more information on this one. Perhaps Van Styles is talking about an A List of chicks with great asses. In that case we want to see and admire the chicks on the A List, but not necessarily be ON the list. In this case we can wonder what Van means by A-List. Is it a list of chicks with great asses? Some of these babes would certainly fit into that mold. On the other hand this could be a collection of girls who just love to take it up the ass. That seems to fit a little better than any other explanation.

Tiffany Rayne & Mark Ashley

We get to stare at Tiffany for a while. That's always a good thing because this girl is fucking sexy. She's got a great twinkle in her eyes and plenty of ass to put her in this flick. Everything is going along just fine until Mark Ashley shows up. As soon as pretty Tiffany gets a dick in her mouth she starts spouting off like a duck and pretty much ruins the whole thing. If you turn the sound all the way off things aren't too bad. The fake gag sounds are just too much for even this cute girl to overcome. Things get much better when she hops on top of his dick and starts bouncing on his lap. Once we get past the lame oral action, Tiffany puts her backdoor to really good use. When they take a break from the anal action, we get some very nice shots as she wiggles and jiggles that booty. It is really a shame to see a girl this hot waste time with the stupid quagging shit. Her anal action and the facial finish are pretty damn sweet.

Brooke Haven & Jerry

Brooke gets ready for her A scene by working a big glass toy along her pussy. The tease footage is pretty great and focuses in on her big round butt cheeks. All of her teasing has Jerry hard and ready for whatever hole she brings to the table. Starting with her mouth she makes his hard dick disappear. Though she isn't as cute as Tiffany, her blowjob is infinitely better because she doesn't need to gag and cough to make us think she's enjoying herself. Brooke uses both hands to work his prick to full attention. Getting on top, she opens her ass as well. Van shoots the scene from a bit of a distance for a while. This gives us a pretty good look at her body. We still get the tight shots, but I like the long legs she's got draped all over his shoulders. Brooke takes his load on her face at the close of the action.

Dana Vespoli & Mark Ashley

I have always loved Dana and her scenes lately are so hot they are almost scary. She has a big glass toy in her mouth and needs some lube to help it go right up her ass. Mark Ashley doesn't let her play very long though. He wants to stick his own pole into her holes. He spreads her legs and pounds her pussy fro a while, but it is her ass that he really wants. They roll her legs off to the side to give us a good shot of the action. Mark slides his cock between her cheeks and then opens her up with some fingers as well. Once she is ready for more, Dana gets into his lap, spreads wide and lets him piston right into her colon. She gets overheated as she bends over and gets banged really hard. This is another scene that shows off the sexy little babe on total sexual overload. He dumps a huge load all over her pretty face. Damn how hot is this girl!

Tia Sweet & Kurt Lockwood

Little Tia comes by looking to be an anal queen. We get to watch her strip down slowly and show off her great little cheeks. Kurt comes in and likes the asshole she's got between those cheeks. Once she has tongued that hole, he sticks a toy right up there. Her hands go crazy between her legs as she bobs her head on his knob. The eye contact is really good here and she ends up drooling all over that throbbing rod. We get a good shot of her ass as she squats over his lap and pumps her pussy up and down. The pussy pumping is good, but anal is the main goal. Kurt fits easily into her little booty and she looks like she could take a whole lot more. This is a very solid scene, but after watching Dana, it just doesn't work like it should. The facial is pretty awesome though and I'm sure she will be back.

Flower Tucci & Mark Wood & Mark Ashley

Van saves Flower for last and she may just be the most A List ass girl of the bunch. Those thunderous cheeks are always in need of a good spanking and big hard cock between them. She shows of her ass and all of her other hot parts before turning herself over to a couple of horny dudes. The two Marks have stiff pricks that Flower devours. She sucks enthusiastically without gagging. Instead she talks dirty to the camera. The double blowjob footage shows that she can take on just about anything. She is more than ready to be fucked from both ends. There are some great doggy shots with her back arched and her big ass on display. They pull her into cowgirl and pound away hard enough to make her cheeks quake. That ass can take a whole lot more than they have to offer, but give the guys a lot of credit for giving her their best. They DP her holes, work that big butt and keep her energy level really high. Flower is nearly as manic about dick in her ass as Dana and isn't happy until she has one load all over her stretched sphincter and the other sprayed on her pretty face. This is a truly fantastic scene from the ass queen herself and it is well worth waiting around for.

This is an anal fest from start to finish. There is some nice eye candy and tease, but the main focus is on the stuffed browneyes. With varying degrees of heat the girls shake their butts, show off their curves and ultimately get poked in the pooper. That part of the movie is really good from start to finish. What holds it back are the usual problems. Chicks who quag instead of sucking dick, guys who think they are the center of the show and a general sense that some people just really don't like sex all that much. The girls who don't bother with that shit really light up the screen. Flower is in great shape and takes on two dicks to make herself the A-List queen. Dana's frantic fucking is almost scary at times, but mostly she is an anal demon who can't be missed. The rest of the movie is very solid. It isn't Van's best work overall, but contains most of the elements that make him a popular director.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM